Episodes
Tuesday Mar 30, 2021
#65- *UNLOCKED* Bree Tanner Movie??
Tuesday Mar 30, 2021
Tuesday Mar 30, 2021
This episode previously aired on August 4th, 2020 on our Patreon. We've never shared our secret mini-episodes with the world before, so enjoy! But just a warning: our Patreon episodes are always a bit more raw and directionless, so don't be too disturbed.
Episode description: "We're baaaack! And Happy Midnight Sun Day!! This minisode will be released on Midnight Sun's publication date, so we haven't actually read it yet. Instead, we discuss like unlikelihood of a Midnight Sun movie, our (significantly cut) interview with the Wall Street Journal, and talking to CATHERINE HARDWICKE. Plus, Taylor Lautner in the movies: natty or juice?"
Tuesday Mar 16, 2021
#64- Typing the Twilight Trio: Astrology & Myers-Briggs
Tuesday Mar 16, 2021
Tuesday Mar 16, 2021
Who are Bella, Edward, and Jacob really? This week we explore the characters through astrology and Myers Briggs personality types. Kel & Mel are admittedly not astrology experts (don't hurt us!), but Mel did her research. Then Kelly uses her Myers-Briggs obsession to attempt typing each character. We take the MBTI test pretending to be Jacob… and guess the trio’s Sex and the City types!
Tuesday Mar 02, 2021
#63- An Ugly Fight. With Accounts Lost.
Tuesday Mar 02, 2021
Tuesday Mar 02, 2021
Last Tuesday, our Instagram account was shut down and all of our episodes briefly disappeared from Spotify, Apple Podcast, etc. We heard that tons of other Twilight fan accounts were shut down on Instagram, too. What's going on?? Is someone after us all?
Luckily (awkwardly) our account is back after lots of effort trying to get Instagram's attention. We talk about the whole situation, fandom on the internet, copyright vs. fandom, and social media on the whole.
Thursday Feb 18, 2021
#62- The Wolfpack Episode
Thursday Feb 18, 2021
Thursday Feb 18, 2021
Jacob, Leah, Seth, Sam, Paul, Quil, Embry, Jared...We're reading the Official Illustrated Guide again and this time, it's all about the Quileute wolves. And there's so much to discuss!
Who is Embry's father?? What's up with the Children of the Moon? What happens if a werewolf is stabbed in the heart? Or if a wolf is married *then* imprints? Such drama. Plus, we try to come up with a new Twilight book name...
Tuesday Feb 02, 2021
#61- Who Are They? Official Guide to the Cullens
Tuesday Feb 02, 2021
Tuesday Feb 02, 2021
Kel & Mel cover the Official Illustrated Guide’s chapters on vampires and the Cullen coven, sharing details left out of the books. There’s a section about vampire FLUIDS, and we wonder why didn’t Carlisle turn Elizabeth Masen into a vampire. He wasn’t into her?
Other thoughts: Esme is the only Cullen without a car; Jasper is possibly more tortured than Edward; and why did Stephenie Meyer choose to make Renesmee’s birthday 9/11?
Tuesday Jan 19, 2021
#60- Commentary on the Commentary! Eclipse with Rob & Kristen
Tuesday Jan 19, 2021
Tuesday Jan 19, 2021
Commentary on the commentary is back! Join us as we overanalyze Rob and Kristen's conversations from the 2010's Eclipse movie commentary. Those were flirty jokes between them, right? Was Rob making fun of Taylor? Was some dialogue cut out? Plus, sound clips! ♡
Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
#59- Dan, the Former Twilight Hater, Returns for Eclipse & Breaking Dawn
Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
When Dan was young he mindlessly hated the Twilight series and would routinely delete the Cullen Mii characters Mel created on the Wii. Now that we’re older, Dan has decided to give the movies a shot. He joins us to discuss Eclipse and Breaking Dawn parts 1 and 2, which he watched for the first time.
If you heard him last year, you’ll remember Dan’s a hilarious and insightful guy. Is Renesmee a parallel for the birth of Jesus?? That’s just one of the many things Dan brings up…
P.S. We recorded over Zoom so please forgive us if the audio is less than great.
Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
#58- Untold Stories of the Twilight Saga: The Storytellers Short Films
Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
We thought Twilight was over for good with the last Breaking Dawn movie... but in 2014, The Storytellers: New Voices of the Twilight Saga short films debuted. Mel and Kel discuss the seven shorts that feature characters like Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Benjamin, Garrett, Jane, Alec, and Aro.
Thursday Dec 10, 2020
#57- Kristen Stewart Forever!
Thursday Dec 10, 2020
Thursday Dec 10, 2020
We finally did it, it’s the Kristen Stewart episode! Here are over two hours to pay tribute to the Twilight Saga’s star, our leading lady, our everything. We’ll take you through Kristen’s childhood, teen years, the Twilight days, and everything she’s been up to since. Who is she as a person??? That’s what we’re trying to find out…
Tuesday Nov 24, 2020
#56- Twilight & New Moon Book Outtakes!
Tuesday Nov 24, 2020
Tuesday Nov 24, 2020
The movies aren’t the only ones with “deleted scenes.” Stephenie Meyer has shared excerpts that she cut out of the first two Twilight books, and Kel and Mel are here to discuss!
But first, we have a little debate about starting Christmas before Thanksgiving, and watch the deleted scenes we missed last episode (oops!). You’ll hear sound clips for those and then we get into the book outtakes, some of which we LOVED, some not as much.
P.S. Kelly tried with minimal DIY skills to fix the sound this week, but it does sound slightly less good because we recorded over the phone. But as we’ve said…just like the first Twilight movie, we’re super low budget. ♡